Total Medals Earned: 17 (From 4 different games.) Total Medal Score: 460 Points
Medals Earned: 4/9 (95/355 points)
Beat the game
Defeat Tom's Backup Plan
Beat the game without a helper
Get the max attack combo chain
Level up to the max level
Beat the game without dying
Get 12 red coins in one game
Beat the game in under 5 minutes
Beat the game without getting hit
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 10/11 (345/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
...
I hope you chose the money.
And you should be damn proud.